My Life Has Reached A New Level of Pathetic

Get this, I've had glasses for about 4 years now. Nothing serious, just to drive, movie theaters, other things far away but it was getting so annoying because I liked how I could see with them but didn't care for wearing them. For example, not necessary but more enjoyable to watch TV with them on so things were crisp and sharp. I went to my trusty eye doctor last Monday and instead of getting new glasses, I asked him to try the contact lenses that you can wear day and night and only take out one day a week. Two-and-a-half hours later I finally left his office after passing his test of being able to put them both in myself and take at least one out and put it in myself. Two-and-a-half hours! If his assistant said to me "don't blink" one more time I was was going to take his VHS tutorial/propaganda from Bausch&Lomb and throw it threw the window. Anyways, I got them in and enjoyed them for a solid week until it was time to take them out. I tried got frustrated, tried again, got frustrated, and then called upon the trusty Jenna to help. She tried to coach me through and was very patient until she got mad, washed her hands in only that way nurses can, and said "look at me" and plucked them right out of both eyes. That brings us to this morning when I tried to put them back in and was late to work in the process. Decided that I just needed to cool down so took them to work to try later. All morning everybody kept commenting on how awful I looked, especially my eyes. Yeah, your eyes would look like this too if you just had spent 45 minutes prodding and poking them not to mention not wearing make-up so you could put the stupid contacts in without getting mascara all over them. So I had cooled down and figured I could do it so I went into the bathroom at work to try. Turns out I hadn't cooled down enough and still couldn't do it. And that's when my boss walked in and said, "Are you still trying to get those in? Give them to me and bend down!" So I obeyed but then she said "you are too tall go sit on that toilet and look at the ground" She then proceeded to pull my eyelid open and put my contact in. Then said, "now you try this one while I pee but if you don't have it in by the time I'm done, I'm doing that one too." Well sure enough I didn't have it in. It may not have been so bad if I wasn't sitting in the same stall that she had just come out off (I don't know why it seemed worse the 2nd time) and if 2 people hadn't walked in while this whole process was going on. But I felt like a 6 year old. And the office just loved the laughs. But at least they are in for another week. Jenna? What are you doing next Wednesday?